Opinion

Your Landlord Is Gone, Comrade — Now Please Meet Your Ten New Roommates

You spent three years posting infographics about abolishing the rentier class, and the Revolution heard you. The good news: your landlord no longer owns anything. The less-good news: neither do you, and there are eleven people sharing one bathroom.

Mar 12, 2026

From 'Eat The Rich' To 'Please Don't Make Me Eat In A Hard Hat': A Spiritual Journey

You spent three years posting about the inevitable collapse of capitalist property relations. You made a Substack about it. You had a bit about it in your spoken word set. Nobody told you the revolution came with steel-toed boots and a 5am wake-up call.

Mar 11, 2026